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Contents: page 1. Introduction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 2. The Ding Dong Ditch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 3. Shoplifting . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 4. Illegal Entry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 5. Fun Things To Do On A Boring Night . . . . . . . . 6 6. How To Have Fun In Kmart . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 7. How To Rob A Bank . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 8. How To Pick Master Locks . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 9. Explosives . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 10. Pay TV Decoder Plans . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 11. Mastering the Scantron . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 12. How To Get Free Books From Your Local Library . . 16 13. Instructions For Timers And Primers For Explosives 17 14. How To Make LSD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 15. Miscellaneous . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 16. The Ultimate Shotgun . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 17. Destruction And Death As A Result . . . . . . . . 20 18. Just A Thought . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 19. RECOMMENDATIONS AND WARNINGS . . . . . . . . . . . 22 I hope you guys (and maybe gals) enjoy this publishing company's first book, but definitely not the first edition. If you want the newest copy of the "How To Book Of Terrorists And Anarchists", call our own bulletin board system at (918) 495-1374. But this is not our only publication. We have "Leviathan's Personal Joke Book" and "Sexual Arousement". Our company isn't just a filthy company. We also publish fractal papers, hard drive reviews, articles on the new digital technology, and much more on the PC world. So call us find your topic in our library. I hope to see you. Sincerely, Leviathan The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 -=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=- INTRODUCTION Welcome! In the following text I will attempt to explain to you the way of anarchy and how to be an anarchist. One major section of anarchy is terrorism. Terrorism is to me the best thing ever to grace man's path. Personally I love terrorism because -- well the reason is because I really hate strangers. Sometimes I'll decide to blow up someone's car or house or even the person all together just because they don't look right. But now back to terrorism: Terrorism is defined as "mass-organized ruthlessness" and a terrorist is defined as "one who rules by terror." Both of these descriptions are fairly accurate but to me terrorism is the hatred of all good, organization, love, and anything liked by normal morons who live in our disgusting society we all call free! Therefore terrorism is the destruction of society. I love that! To be a terrorist you must have this attitude! Don't read any farther unless you are a terrorist. Well, now the we all have the understanding of terrorism we can begin. Note -- you don't have to have killed to be a terrorist. Just be sure you love to cause terror!!! Before I write anymore I must tell you that the reason I am writing this manual is because I wish to spread terroristic ideals and ideas. The following are some of my own little goodies that I like to do once in a while. And finally one more thing -- I find experimentation is best when trying to terrorize someone or something. Here we go! -=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=- Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 3 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 -=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=- The Ding Dong Ditch The Ding Dong Ditch (DDD) is probably one of the simplest forms of terrorism known. It is played by millions and is also the check point for a future terrorist. What I mean is that we a kid first plays DDD he subconsciously decides if he will be a terrorist. I still love to play this game but I add little things here and there like ringing the doorbell, running, and then shooting the moron who answers with a BB gun or with a rock shot with a wrist rocket. Other things are possible too such as ringing the doorbell, and not running. This takes great courage and I find it stupid but extremely funny! One time my friend rang some morons doorbell then pretended to be selling... well shall I say sexual protection for both men and women. There was one problem with this though -- while my friend was talking I couldn't stop cracking my head off! So finally when the moron decided to (I can't believe this happened) buy some I just had to stop the humility by taking an M-80 and shooting it (with the wrist rocket) through the guys window. Boom! That was the end of "Trojan Distributing Western New York Division". (God was that a laugh!) ************************************************************* Shoplifting Ahhh, my favorite. Here is the best and most economical way to obtain anything you desire: Shoplifting! One note -- this is highly dangerous in these days of hidden cameras and microphones so be very careful and if all else fails and you're caught but some stupid moron of a "store-detective" just be sure to keep a cube of "potassium chloride plastic explosives" with so you can light it while the moron has you by the arm and is taking you wherever it is they take you when your caught. Well on to some safety clauses. For one always be silent while shoplifting as of the microphones (if any). Look out for people who stay in a store for more than an hour -- they're narcs! And now for some advanced techniques. One I find to be fun is to stuff my jacket then go up to the register and then buy something small! That really confuses the people. There are certain things a person MUST know when trying to do this, because it is easy to get yourself caught if you are not careful. Here are some tips that can make your experience in shoplifting more rewarding and less dangerous to your freedom. Don't be too noticeable. Don't wear clothes that could attract the attention of the store owner (orange, florescent, Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 4 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 etc). Try to blend in with the woodwork. Don't act like you are in any great hurry, or you might look suspicious. Casually walk in and take what you need and casually walk out. NEVER, I repeat NEVER run. If possible, get a friend to go with you and attract the store owner's attention while you steal things from behind his back. If you get caught, don't try to violently escape from him and run away, you should act real sorry and cry if you can and he might let you go. If he decides to press charges, never admit to the crime. Be on the lookout for plain clothes police men who seem to be looking around at everyone. If you think you see one of these people, leave the store immediately and come back another day when the asshole isn't there. It is better to shoplift in a place with many different means of escape, like a mall is a great place because you can just go from store to store. If a chase should occur, go to the area that has the biggest crowds, and go into a store and hide somewhere until you can get out of the store. Do not spend a lot of time trying to hid the merchandise that you are stealing. A good time to steal things is in the fall and winter because you can just slip them into your coat and walk out of the place. Look out for one-way mirrors. If you are in a department store where there is a big mirror in front of you, do not steal anything from there. There is often someone sitting right behind the mirror watching everything you do. Steal what you can and get out. Do not go to the same one every day. And above all, just use your common sense. One last thing -- bagging goods with stuff you already bought is stupid unless the store doesn't give receipts but it doesn't give a fuck if you're good enough! It isn't that hard... ************************************************************* Illegal Entry Another of my favorites. What is there really to say about illegal entry except for it is a great way to attract attention to a neighborhood. I mean with all the cops that come around the next day. Also this is a great way to obtain valuable goodies like electronic equipment. One thing never do this in your own neighborhood because you won't be able to use the goodies you obtain. Well here we go again. Never break into a house with people in it if you are trying to obtain goodies and also never break into a house with an alarm (no shit!). Always observe the area you're going to break into before entering and look through the window next to the front door to see if they have an alarm. There are several ways to break in: One is to lockpick your way through but to the novice this may take time and years of learning but one advantage is that it is real silent and undetectable. Another way is to use the BB gun ice pick Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 5 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 method. First bring your BB gun (pistol preferable) and shoot a small hole next to the lock. Then use the ice pick or some other device to undo the lock on the window. One final way to enter is to just crash the window with a stick. This is really noisy but fun. If you want to do this the target window should be next to another noisy place like a street or something. Never leave anything of yours at the scene. Also don't spend to much time in the place after entering and most off wear gloves and a black suit and always enter at night. One more, thing I find it enjoyable to paint some type of remark or sarcastic saying (real big of course) on one of the main walls. Such an example would be a certain symbol like a pentagram or a saying like "fuck off" (simple but suggestive) or to be creative "you have bad taste in panties and curtains" or my favorite "pigs have little dicks." Most of all be creative when signing you're little messages usually I sign them by putting "you're worst dream" and "love, John". You may find it wasteful to write such messages but personally I think terrorism should be funny, sarcastic, and confusing. Two more things -- try not to leave any trace of yourself such as articles of your clothing or even your blood (you might cut yourself if you break the window). And if you consider yourself a common thief, don't! You are an anarchist and a terrorist!!! ************************************************************* Fun Things To Do On A Boring Night 1) Place impact explosives all over a dark street. 2) Pretend your Rambo and go out and shoot anything you don't like with a high powered BB gun or a wrist rocket. 3) Drop a can of soda into a mail box. 4) Pour gas or kerosine all over a door... set up a fuse, ring the door and run! 5) Switch around the neighbors lawn furniture. 6) If you have a lot of people over you can switch around the neighbors sub-compact car's. 7) Break into the door of a house that the owners are not at and just leave it open... watch them flip out trying to find what was stolen. 8) Repeat most of above but leave rubber's and shit on their bed. 9) Repeat most of above but take anything that look's good. 10) Some guy near you that you hate single? Call 911 from a pay phone and tell them you saw the guy drag a girl into his house and that she was bleeding. 11) Your neighbors are hungry... order them some pizza. 12) Order a hated person a subscription to Gay News. 13) Order loads of that stuff you see on TV. that accept COD 14) Paint pentacles and shit in gasoline on the guy's garage door and light her up! Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 6 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 15) On a fake credit card order the guy all the shit you can. Try writing a letter first telling him he won all the shit. 16) Call someone and tell them they will win $1000 if they answer a trivial pursuits question right. My favorite question that has only once been answered right is: "How many bones are there in the human body?" 17) Know someone's daughter is out at a party? Call up the parents and tell them you are the police and that their daughter has been brought into the local police station on a controlled substance charge. 18) Ring the door bell and wait... (the later at night for this the better... 3:00 AM is good) keep ringing until the door is answered... when it is ask if the party is still going? When they tell you they know nothing about any party just say "holy fucking shit! I drove all the way from Chicago and their is no god-damn mother fucking party?!? ... and I brought 20 mother fucking joints with me" then walk away. 19) Take a blowtorch and write nice sayings in walkways and walls... then you can use the torch to mangle the door and the mail boxes... 20) Last but not least... pour some gas into a mail box and then slide in a fuse... jam the mail box door partway open and light her up. ************************************************************* How To Have Fun K-Mart Well, first off, one must realize the importance of K- Marts in society today. First off, K-Marts provide things cheaper to those who can't afford to shop at higher quality stores. Although, all I ever see in there is minorities and Senior Citizens, and the poor people in our city. Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in there. But, once, I did. You see, once, after The Moon Roach and Havoc Chaos (Dear friends of mine) and I were exploring such fun things as rooftops, we came along a K-Mart. Amused, and cold for that matter, we wandered in. The tension mounts. As we walked up to the entrance, we were nearly attacked by Youth Groups selling cheap cookies, and wheelchair stricken people selling American Flags. After laughing at these people, we entered. First off, we wandered around the store, and turned on all the blue lights we could find. That really distracts and confuses the attendants... fun to do... The first neat thing, is to go to the section of the store where they sell computers. Darkness engulf the earth the day they find IBM Computers being sold there. Instead, lesser computers like the laughable Atari can be found there... turn it on, and make sure nobody's looking... then, once in BASIC, type... Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 7 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 10 PRINT "Fuck the world! Anarchy Rules!" (Return) (or something to that effect.) 20 GOTO 10 (Return) RUN (Return) and walk away. Also, set the sample clock-radios in the store to a satanic rock station, and turn the radio off. Then, set the alarm for two minutes ahead of the time displayed there. Turn the volume up all the way, and walk away. After about two minutes, you will see the clerk feebly attempt to turn the radio down or off. It's really neat to set ten or more radios to different stations, and walk away. One of my favorite things to do, is to get onto the intercom system of the store. Easier typed then done. First, check out the garden department. You say there's no attendant there? Good. Sneak carefully over to the phone behind the cheap counter there, and pick it up. Dial the number corresponding to the item that says "PAGE"... And talk. You will note that your voice will echo all over the bowels of K-Mart. I would suggest announcing something on the lines of: "Captain Stubing to the Bridge, Captain Stubing" or "Attention K-Mart Shoppers: Eat Shit and Die" or any other cute phrase that your taxed mind can come up with. Ah, but what if there is an attendant in the garden section... probably an illegal alien. Try sneaking into the back room. There's bound to be a phone back there somewhere. The thing is, try not to get kicked out of K-mart, as Heavy Metal has had happen to him before. I won't EVEN mention which famous BBS personality was nailed for shoplifting from K-Mart. He/She'll kill me. One other fun thing to do in K-Mart is to find the dressing room, small and insufficient for normal means (about one cubic foot wide), and enter with as many people as you can find. Begin making several obscene noises and grunts at quite a loud level. This should attract the attention of several employees, and after a short period of time, will usually send an unwitting attendant to see what the source of the problem is. These attendants were not hired for their intellectual capacity, and at least in my experience, they have this habit of opening the wrong door. This usually shocks the customers and embarrasses the employees. After this exciting little jaunt, try re-arranging the coats and the hats on the racks. See how long it takes for the low-bred customers to notice the change. The average time is usually four to six weeks. Another exciting activity is to find the back room and remove all the tags and the receipts from the boxes therein. The seedy and yet obscene messages are optional. This not only confuses the managers, but will usually leave the people in charge in the store wondering if certain items such as a chair, are not actually 'Mr. T Water Sprinklers' as the label on the box implies. Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 8 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 Well, I'm going to get back to the garden center and type about it for a minute. The garden center can be great fun (see K-Mart: Part I in last month's column) whether you're slashing the bags of fertilizer, graffiti-ing on the potted plants, or stealing those plastic flamingos by handing them out to friends through the gates, it's all the same now. Fun! ************************************************************* How To Rob A Bank Well, now. You say that you want to go and rob a bank, eh? You say that you need easy money, eh? This article will give you information and tips about how to easily rob a bank, and get away with it. First off, you'll need a bank (obviously). Well, I would suggest something famous, like Wells Fargo, or Bank of the West. At least you're certain you'll get in the newspaper. For about four weeks, stake out the place, without attracting attention to yourself. In other words, don't open an account there. Next, you'll need a gun. I would hardly recommend a small pistol, or a shotgun. Machine guns and armed missiles are not recommended, as they usually end up making up quite a mess. (Remember, if you ARE caught, you don't want a vandalism count, do you?) Finally, before you begin, you'll need a partner. Choose somebody you know well, but not too well. If worst comes to worst, you might have to shoot him, take him for hostage, or turn him in. Pick somebody dull-witted, like Little Al, or Matt Ackeret. (In other words, somebody you won't miss too much.) Now, you're ready to get started. But you'll need a "get-away" car... I recommend a Buick, or a van. Volkswagons and Mack Trucks just won't do. You might want to remove the licence plate numbers, so the police won't have any information about you and your party. What? Did I say the word "police"? Well, I'm not talking about Sting and friends. I'm talking "The Blue Knight" / "Dirty Harry" type buggers. They can get nasty, with those little guns, and nightsticks. They can be rude too. Inside the bank, you'll have to rob it quick, as people tend to scream when others with ski masks enter... I would also recommend dressing all in black. There will be security cameras there... nasty things. Get rid of them. Also, there might be a security guard or two in there. I would suggest shooting them, as they make lousy hostages, and make sure you kill them. Remember, if you can't stand the sight of blood all over the neat little carpets they keep, don't bother robbing banks. Stick to something like credit card fraud. Now, when you first enter the bank, there will be some fool shouting "Oh my God! Oh my God!" all over the place. Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 9 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 Reply with some snappy phrase like: "I'm sorry, he can't help you now..." and then shoot him/her. They were giving you a headache anyway, weren't they? While standing there with gun in hand, make it very clear to people that you will shoot them. You WILL, won't you? Demonstrate this fact by shooting several innocent by- standers, and potted plants. You might even take out a desk while you're at it. Don't you love this feeling of power? Money. That's what you're here for, right? Well, if you aren't, you've just blown away several people and a plant for nothing. You might as well just leave the place. Money is obviously kept in drawers, where tellers can make change and such. That's what you're after. Go to the farthest teller from the door. That's where they place all "Tellers in training"... they're usually pushovers... Another problem comes to mind. Bait money. What the fuck is bait money, you might ask? Well, when the stupid teller hands you all the money from the drawers, one of the little slots that the money is in, trips a silent alarm. Not fun. Well, the only thing it I would suggest is to pick and choose. Good luck, as you really can't tell when a silent alarm goes off. Next problem. Let's get the hell out of this place, shall we? Okay, let's go! I would suggest running like hell to the outside, and once in the car, finding the car's speed limit in the parking lot. Look out for speed bumps... You're off! You've made it! Now, you are onto the road of becoming a hardened criminal! Congratulations... wait... what's that? You're reading this in prison? Gosh, I forgot to tell you about those cruel policemen, and the OTHER security guards. Oops. Oh well, enjoy the prison life... This text file was not written from personal experience... Anarchy Inc. and all members within, are not in any way responsible for actions that people might take against banks and such. We do not supply lawyers, or post bail. If you were jailed because of this text file, well, that's your problem, not ours. Friendly tip of the day: Try practicing on 7-11's and Burger King before moving up to banks. It gets you psyched up for your job. We do not recommend taking hostages, because I might be at a bank someday, when some idiot runs in with a shotgun and... ************************************************************* How to Pick Master Locks Have you ever tried to impress your friends by picking one of those Master combination locks and failed? Well then read on. The Master Lock company has made this kind of lock with a protection scheme. If you pull the handle of it hard, the knob won't turn. That was their biggest mistake... Ok, now on to it. 1st Number: Get out any of the Master Locks so you know Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 10 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 what's going on. 1) The handle part (the part that springs open when you get the combination), pull on it, but not enough so that the knob won't move. 2) While pulling on it turn the knob to the left until it won't move any more. Then add 5 to this number. Congratulations, you now have the 1st number. 2nd number: (a lot tougher) Ok, spin the dial around a couple of times, then go to the 1st number you got, then turn it to the right, bypassing the 1st number once. When you have bypassed the 1st number, Start pulling the handle and turning it. It will eventually fall into the groove and lock. While in the groove pull on it and turn the knob. If it is loose go to the next groove; if it's stiff you got the 2nd number. 3rd number: After getting the 2nd, spin the dial, then enter the 2 numbers, then after the 2nd, go to the right and at all the numbers pull on it. The lock will eventually open if you did it right. If can't do it the first time, be patient, it takes time. ************************************************************* EXPLOSIVES Chorate-Sugar Mixture This mixture can be either an incendiary or an explosive. Sugar is the common granulated household type. Either potassium chorate (KClO3) or sodium chlorate (NaClO3) can be used; but potassium is preferred. Proportions can be by equal parts or by volume, or 3 parts chlorate to 2 parts sugar preferred. Mix in or on a non-sparking surface. Unconfined, the mixture is an incendiary. Confined in a tightly capped length of pipe, it will explode when a spark is introduced. Such a pipe will produce lovely casualties, but is not very good for breaching or cutting up. Concentrated sulfuric acid will ignite this very fast burning incendiary mixture. Placing the acid in a gelatin capsule, balloon, or other suitable container will provide a delay, (length of which depends on how long it takes for the acid to eat through the container). Potassium Permangate-Sugar Mixture Another fast burning, first fire mix is obtained by mixing potassium permangate, 9 parts, to one part sugar. It is somewhat hotter than the chlorate sugar mix and can be ignited by the addition of a few drops of glycerine. Improvised Napalm In talking about this, I have found that there are many ways to this wonderful substance. My favorite is by mixing gasoline and styrofoam usually in a metal can. Keep adding Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 11 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 the styrofoam until the mix is very stinky, an then add a little bit of kerosine. Another method is by taking a double boiler, filling the bottom portion with approximately 3/4 full of water. Put either gasoline or kerosine into the top. Add pure soap chips to the mix. Heat the fuel until it boils and then simmers. Stir constantly until the desired consistency is reached: Remember that it will thicken further on cooling. Molded Bricks That Burn Proportions are 3 parts aluminum powder, 4 parts water and 5 parts plaster of Paris. Mix the aluminum and plaster thoroughly together, then add the water and stir vigorously. Pour the resulting mix into a mold, let harden, and then dry for 2 to 3 weeks. These blocks are hard to ignite, and take a long time to make, but when ignited on mild steal, they have a tendency to melt it. Fire Bottles Fill a good Jack Daniel's bottle about one-fifth to one- fourth full with sulfuric acid. Fill the remainder with gasoline, kerosine, or a good combination of the two and mix thoroughly. Add water to potassium chlorate and sugar mix, and soap rags in the mix. Wrap the rags around the bottle, tie in place, and allow to dry. When thrown at a T-62 or other target, the bottle will break, the acid will ignite the chlorate-sugar mix on the rags, which will ignite the fuel. Great for parties, impress your friends! Molotov Cocktails It's amazing to me how many people DON'T know the proper way of making the easiest thing in the book. These toys do not "explode" per say, they just spread around the fuel and, if your lucky the oil/gas mix combusts enough to give you a little "boom". A two to one ratio of gas to oil works nicely. Napalm can also be used, or jelly gas is fine. Thermite Use any size can with sticks tied or taped to sides and cut a small hole in the bottom. Cover bottom with paper. Place round stick wrapped in paper in middle of can. Fill bottom of can 1/4 inch with magnesium. Over this place mixture of 3 parts ferric oxide and 2 parts aluminum powder. Remove stick (leaving paper tunnel) and fill hole with mixture 3 parts potassium chlorate and 1 part sugar. Top the hole with a paper bag containing chlorate-sugar mix with fuse protruding. Tamp top with dirt or clay. Greek Fire Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 12 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 1 parts sulfur (live) 2 parts charcoal (of willow) 6 parts saltpeter (potassium nitrate) Grind each element into a fine powder SEPARATELY with a mortar and mix. When lit and thrown flaming, it carries the flame wherever it goes and splatters fire where it lands. The Greeks used this to win war at sea. The enemy had never seen anything like it and eventually perished. Gun Propellant 15 parts saltpeter (potassium nitrate) 3 parts charcoal (carbon) 2 parts sulfur As with Greek Fire, it is ground separately and mixed. This formula produces gun propellant that burns at 1312 feet per second. Or 400 meters per second if you think in metric. Smoke Bomb 4 parts sugar 6 parts potassium nitrate NOT HIGH!!! | Mix the ingredients. Heat over low flame, wait until melts, and then stir well. Pour into a container. Before it solidifies, put a few matches in for fuses. ONE POUND OF THIS STUFF WILL FILL A BLOCK NICELY WITH A THICK CLOUD OF WHITE SMOKE! Plastic Explosives A plastic explosive filler can be made from potassium chlorate and petroleum jelly. This explosive can be detonated in any military blasting cap. (Find a friend in the Service or in the Reserve, or steal one.) Materials: potassium chlorate - This chemical is used for medicinal purposes, and in the manufacturing of matches. petroleum jelly - Just get some Vaseline or no-name brand. piece of round stick wide bowl or other container for mixing ingredients. Procedure: 1) Spread the potassium chlorate crystals thinly on a hard surface. Roll the round stick over the crystals to crush into what looks like wheat flour. 2) Place 9 parts powdered potassium chlorate and 1 part Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 13 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 Petroleum Jelly in a wide bowl or similar container. Mix the ingredients with your hands (knead) until a uniform paste is obtained. Store the explosive in a waterproof container until you are ready to use it. Unstable Explosives Mix solid nitric iodine with household ammonia. Wait overnight and then pour off the liquid. You will be left with a muddy substance. Let this dry until it hardens. Now throw it at something and watch it blow! The Old Blowing Up Light Bulb Trick Here is the famous "Soldier" technique, anyone who saw this movie will recognize this one. Carefully heat the end of a 100 watt light bulb. Again carefully remove the metal end and internal parts. Fill the glass bulb with half gasoline and then 1/4 more with dish washing liquid. Finally take rubber cement and glue the two parts back together. Be sure that you put enough mixture into the build so that the metal wire is well submerged before use and during. Now put it in someone else's socket and when they turn on the light switch, the light packs a 1/2 stick of dynamite punch! ************************************************************* Pay TV Decoded Plans Materials Required 1 - Radio Shack mini-box ( #270-235) 1 - 1/4 watt resistor, 2.2k-2.4k ohm (RS #271-1325) 1 - 75pf-100pf variable capacitor (Hard to find) 2 - F61a chassis-type coaxial connectors (RS #278-212) 12" - No. 12 solid copper wire 12" - RG59 coaxial cable Instructions 1) Bare a length of No. 12 gauge solid copper wire and twist around a 3/8" nail or rod to form a coil of 9 turns. Elongate coil to a length of 1 1/2" inches and form right angle bends on each end. 2) Solder the variable capacitor to the coil. It doesn't matter where you solder it, it still does the same job. The best place for it is in the center with the adjustment screw facing upward. Note: When it comes time to place coil in box, the coil must be insulated from grounding. This can be done by crazy-glueing a piece of rubber to the bottom of the box, and securing the coil to it. Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 14 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 3) Tap coil at points 2 1/2 turns from ends of coil and solder to coaxial chassis connectors, bringing tap leads through holes in chassis box. Use as little wire as possible. 4) Solder resistor to center of coil and ground other end of resistor to chassis box, using solder lug and small screw. 5) Drill a 1/2" diameter hold in mini- box cover to permit adjustment of the variable capacitor from the outside. Inspect the device for defects in workmanship and place cover on mini- box. Tighten securely. 6) Place device in line with existing cable on either side of the converter box and connect to television set with the short piece of RG59 coaxial cable. Set television set to HBO channel. 7) Using a plastic screwdriver (non-metallic), adjust the variable capacitor until picture tunes in. Sit back, relax, and enjoy!!! Have fun... ************************************************************* Mastering The Scantron We all know what the scantron is, don't we? The scantron are those bitchy little cards with the little bubbles and rectangles that our precious teachers expect us to fill in with those #2 pencils. In the past you had some machine zap through the cards only to tell you that you have failed biology. This meant that mom and dad are gonna take your computer, telephone, and nights on the town and stuff them in their closet, (along with their kinky sex toys). Well, worry no more... A group of brilliant people from the Armed Forces Pirating Guild have come up with a simple, but workable method to evade those little red slashes that seem to say "nice try, faggot". Explanation Scantron machines detect right or wrong answers by picking up on led #2 pencil marks. If nothing has been marked at all in the given space, then your answer will be marked wrong. However, if there is neither a dark pencil mark nor a blank, the machine will get a little confused and simply not mark anything. You might say to yourself, "Well, what about the score printed at the end of the test??", to which point we respond... Scantron machines assigns a variable to the number of possible points and the number of problems wrong. Then it subtracts one from the other and prints the answer at the bottom. The little red marks beside your answers represent Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 15 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 the number wrong, however, if there is no red mark, then there is simply "nothing wrong" as far as the machine is concerned. And we all know that our beloved teachers pay no attention and leave all the adding to those wonderful little machines. How To Avoid The Red Marks There are two types of fill sheets one can receive, ones with the circles to fill in, and ones with the rectangles to fill in. On the ones with the circles, there is one way to avoid a slash... IF A CIRCLE IS LIGHTLY SHADED IN, TOO LIGHT FOR THE MACHINE AND TOO DARK FOR THE TEACHER TO QUESTION, THE MACHINE WILL GET CONFUSED AND SIMPLY LEAVE YOUR ANSWER BE. Once again, if there is no mark, the machine does not subtract from the total possible, and the teacher does not notice. Don't get it wrong though, the computer will mark a circle that has not been filled in at all "wrong". The only trick is to lightly fill it in with the correct tint. Now for the rectangles... The same method described for the circles will also work for the rectangle form, along with another method... This method is, drawing many diagonal light lines through the rectangle. However, this method is not recommended because "teacher" will probably catch on (some teachers are really stupid though). One more note: Finals are coming. Start practicing!!! By the way, this method WORKS. It's kept me playing sports and I gotten to keep my telephone, computer, and social time (i.e. fucking my girlfriend). ************************************************************* How To Get Free Books From Your Local Library Have you ever run out of photocopy money on the last page you needed to copy? Have you seen some Playboys in the city library you just had to copy but didn't have the money? How about a book on, well, whatever you want, but you don't want to copy the whole damn thing. So just steal it! It's really easier than you think. Remember the good old days when library books were easy to keep? All you needed was a bookbag to fill up. You could just stuff your little bookbag with several books and walk Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 16 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 out, them never knowing anything happened. But, now the libraries are catching on and are trying to stop us little researchers (or perverts trying to steal the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue). I have now found a way to beat them. Even if the library exits are guarded by those bitchy scanners, this will do the trick. How do you think those things work anyway? Well, when you step on them it sends out a X-ray type wave that bounces back when it hits lead. Then the stupid deal beeps and you get completely embarrassed in front of several people and reported to the police!!! The only thing that reflects the x-ray is a little piece of lead saturated paper glued into the bindings (in the back) of the book. Bring a knife to slice the back of the hardbacks and remove it! It is about 6 to 7 inches long and 1/2 of an inch wide. If the page meets the back and just rip it out. Look three or four times in case of multiple pieces. The same goes for magazines and softbacks. Note: In the hardbacks you can usually see it by bending back the back until there is a gap. By the way, the knife or any other metals will not be detected. I hope your personal library grows quickly. Also, don't take more than two books at a time or they might get suspicious. Always put them in a bag -- always! ************************************************************* Instructions For Timers And Primers For Explosives Timers: Timers for explosives are much more readily available now than several years ago. The watch companies have seen to this. To make a simple timing device all you need is any digital watch with alarm and some wire. Digital watches with alarms are the perfect timer for a bomb. They can be modified very easily. To do this, simply open the watch and disconnect the buzzer. Solder some wires to the buzzer leads and you are all set. This device must be connected to a primer. Primers: Primers are a small explosive devise to set off a larger explosion. An example would be an atomic bomb used to detonate a hydrogen bomb. The primers I will be discussing are for much smaller devises though. You will need these parts: the above timer, a 6-12 volt battery, a low volt coil relay, and a solar igniter. Take the timer and solder the buzzer leads to the coil of the relay. The relay coil must be below 1.5 volts, .02 amps. These are available at any Radio Shack store. Wire the battery in a circuit with the relay and solar igniter. The solar igniter should be the type used in model rockets. Set the timer alarm to go off Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 17 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 whenever desired. The solar igniter can the be inserted in many types of explosives such as plastic, dynamite, M-80's or the like. The solar igniter provides enough of an explosion to set these substances off. Since you never want to be around when an explosion goes off, this is a very easy way not to be there. ************************************************************* How To Make LSD 1. Grind up 150 grams of baby Hawaiian wood rose seeds. 2. In 130 cubic centimeters of petroleum ether, soak seeds for 2 days. 3. Filter solution through a tight screen. 4. Throw away liquid and allow the seed mush to dry. 5. For 2 days allow the mush to soak in 110 cubic centimeters of wood alcohol. 6. Filter the solution again saving the liquid and labeling it #1. 7. Re-soak the mush in 110 cubic centimeters of wood alcohol for 2 days. 8. Filter and throw away the mush. 9. Add the liquid from the second soak to the solution labeled #1. 10. Pour the liquid into a cookie tray and let it evaporate. 11. When the liquid has evaporated, a yellow gum remains. 12. Scrape the yellow stuff into capsules. Order the seeds from a wholesaler ONLY, because other seeds may have toxic chemicals in them. You can get the seeds used in the solution from: Chong's Nursery & Flowers P.O. Box 2154 Honolulu, Hawaii I couldn't find out the zip code so call the operator and get it from her. Later... and get wasted! ************************************************************* Miscellaneous Here are other simple things you might like to do: Enter a place with people in it and sneak up them and then totally surprise the fuck out of them while they're sleeping. You might do this by screaming and hollering at the foot of their bed or by setting their bedroom curtain on fire and then scream and holler at the foot of their bed. Scream "Get out the house!!! There is a fucking fire!!!" Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 18 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 Also if you're horny you might decide to pretend to be the husband and molest the wife while she's sleeping. Think of the possibilities. Pretending to be the husband is my favorite because... well I'm horny. I start off by gently massaging the women's breast and then taking my other hand and venturing into beaver land! Another thing I find enjoyable is if the women is alone in the house I do the above but when she wakes up I simply knock her out with the stick I used to break in with. If you plan to do this be sure that as soon as she opens her eyes you give her a swift blow to the head. Don't wait for her to scream for God's sake! After you have done this it's one for all and one for one. One more thing if you're really horny I suggest you tie her up and then wait for her to wake. Note -- Do note consider this rape! It is not! It is terrorist tension relief. Also it was done under pleasant circumstances. Letting the air out of people's car tires has always been fun but I prefer to blow the tires up with impact explosives. Also I recommend blowing up the whole car. This is not only fun but it makes great reading light. May I also suggest you do the above before you read the rest of the manual. That way after you blow the car up you can sit next to a great reading light and read some more of this manual while the car burns. And finally one more thing -- I love to watch the people scurrying trying to put the car out. I mean if they had any brains they would know it is impossible especially if you put a buck of Napalm in their front seat. Also I suggest you paint the ground surrounding the car with impact explosives. That way when the car blows up (or just starts on fire) as soon as the people run to the car and watch it burn they'll step on the dried explosives and blow themselves up. Note -- This is really cruel but what the hell! You're a terrorist! Lastly, suggest you... well fuck I'll let you create your own little goodies for you to do. I've given you a start now go out and experiment! Note -- I have lots more but I don't want to give away all my secrets. ************************************************************* The Ultimate Shotgun You need: 5 feet of 6" diameter PCV pipe. 5 pounds of Plaster of Paris. 50 pounds of your favorite explosive, but plastic explosive recommended. 50 lbs of BB gun shot. Some cardboard. Some duct tape. Some construction paper. 1) Cut a square foot of cardboard and lay it on the ground. Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 19 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 2) Lay the pipe upright and use the duct tape to keep the cardboard securely fastened to the bottom of the pipe. 3) Now, mix the the Plaster of Paris and pour in down the pipe and let it dry for a couple of days. 4) Drill a hole in the cement at the bottom with a hard steele bit. 5) Place a fuse in it, preferably a very long lasting one. 6) While that is drying, make your 50 pounds of explosive and have it ready. 7) Pour the explosive in the pipe until all of the explosive is used or until 3/5 full. 8) Stuff the construction paper down the pipe so that the explosives will not drip or spill out. 9) Pour all the shot down the pipe. 10) Cut a piece of cardboard in the shape of a circle with the same diameter as the pipe. 11) Tape the other piece of cardboard on the other end of the pipe. 12) Take off the cardboard piece on the BACK. Now lay it on the ground and aim it at your favorite house or car and light the fuse. I recommend that you not be within 2 blocks of the shotgun. This will make one helluva sound and blast and will totally eliminate anything with 300 yards infront of it. Have fun! ************************************************************* Destruction And Death As A Result Many of you I suspect don't want to become murders so I suggest you don't read any further. It takes a great hatred to kill a human being and I highly recommend you don't do it. Not only is it really evil but you will have severe guilt trips and may even commit suicide as a result. Personally I don't care anymore and could give a fuck about everything but occasionally I do regret all the things I've done. Please don't read the rest of the manual unless for entertainment purposes otherwise welcome to the world of Hell. (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!) (Stupid? Well yes to a mere human but to a terrorist the above is a sign of greatness. I mean a terrorist should be crazy!!!) ************************************************************* I feel that we should end this book of anarchism, terrorism, destructive, and illegal content on a good note. -- Leviathan Just A Thought Live each day to the fullest. Get the most from each hour, each day, and each age of your life. Then you can look forward with confidence, and back without regret. Be Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 20 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 yourself -- but be your best self. Dare to be different and follow your own star. And don't be afraid to be happy. Enjoy what is beautiful. Love with all you heart and soul. Believe that those you love, love you. Learn to forgive yourself for your faults, for this is the first step in learning to forgive others. Listen to those whom the world may consider interesting, for each person has in himself something of worth. Disregard what the world owes you, and concentrate on what you owe the world. Forget what you have done for you friends, and remember what they have done for you. No matter how troublesome the cares of life may seem at times, this is still a beautiful world and you are at home in it, as a child is at home in his father's house. When you are faced with a decision make that choice as wisely as possible -- then forget it. The moment of absolute truth never arrives. Above all, remember that God helps those who help themselves: Act as if everything depended upon you, and pray as if everything depended on God. -=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=- Brought to you by Project Hypercritical Page 21 The How To Book Of Anarchists And Terrorists Release April 14, 1989 -=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=- THIS BOOK WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... 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